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  • Pre-season conflict is resumed

    It’s that time of year again – the annual pre-season “friendly” against the Anchor Old Ladies.  With Clive absent on marital duties, could Dobbin actually manage to guide us to a win?

    We were led off by a lacklustre AS, a crocked JT and a returning Swayner, who collected our first 1 and first 9 of the night.  But they still managed to pull out a 4-pin lead.  Second leg featured new Hustler Lloyd and webmaster Tim as they dropped 6 pins going into the break.

    Refreshed by Swayner’s and Lofty’s ice bucket showers, third leg recovered the game as they won by 8 pins to restore the lead as the match went into the final leg.  Despite facing a pair of spares from the Anchors’ anchors, ‘Slurs’ own anchors did enough, with Sayeed gaining our only spare and 40, to hang on and bring home another win over our old rivals and the honour of relieving them of the Jim Swan Memorial Trophy.

    We reconvene on Monday to face the Sinners in the Charity Cup, before the serious business of life back in Division 1 gets under way.

    29/9/14 v Anchor Old Ladies @ Suffolk

    AS 3 2 3 7 4 7 26 -7
    JT 4 3 3 7 8 6 31 -5
    Mark 6 5 6 1 8 9 35

    16

    1st leg total 92 v 88

    TC 5 6 5 6 6 5 33 -2
    Tim 4 5 6 4 7 6 32 4
    Lloyd 1 4 7 3 5 5 25 -8
    Pete 7 1 2 7 7 8 32

    2nd leg total 122 v 128

    Steve 7 8 5 8 3 7 38 -2
    Lewis 4 3 6 6 5 8 32 8
    Rob 5 4 5 5 4 8 31 -5
    Mart 6 8 4 7 7 6 38 7

    3rd leg total 139 v 131

    Gary 5 6 6 3 5 7 32 -6
    Chris 8 6 5 7 5 6 37 4
    Neil 6 7 3 9 12 4 41

    1

    4th leg total 110 v 111

    Grand total 463 v 458

    WON by 5

  • Seasonal Stats

    Following popular demand at the AGM, a summary of the Hustlers’ performance stats can be found here.

    Top Scores:
    57 – Rob
    53 – Neil
    52 – Chris, Steve

    Low Scores:
    25 – AS, Mike
    26 – Stu
    27 – JT, Pete, TC

    Top Average:
    41.12 – Neil
    39.74 – Rob
    39.67 – Clive

    Top Spare:
    16 – Steve
    15 – JT, Beil, Rob
    14 – Chris, Clive, Gary, Mart, Stu

    Most Spare:
    7 – Neil
    5 – Gary
    4 – Mart

    Most Pins:
    1073 – Rob
    1069 – Neil (first to 1000)
    984 – Chris

    Most Games:
    27 – Rob

    Beavers:
    2 – JT, Mike
    1 – AS, Mart, Neil, Rich

    Mos:
    2 – Mart

    Flatteners:
    1 – Mart

    Best BYM:
    17 – Rob
    13 – Neil, Peete, Stu
    12 – Clive, Mike, Rich

    Worst BYM:
    -17 – Neil
    -16 – Rich
    -15 – AS, Mart

    Most 40+:
    14 – Chris, Neil
    13 – Clive
    12 – Rob

    Most 50+:
    1 – Chris, Neil, Rob, Steve

    Team Records:

    Home:
    High – 453
    Low – 408
    Average – 434.9

    Away:
    High – 518
    Low – 431
    Average – 467.1

    Opposition Records:

    Home:
    High – 475
    Low – 414
    Average – 440.2

    Away:
    High – 512
    Low – 448
    Average – 477.5
     

     

  • Hustlers Put The Elite To The Cannon

    And so we finally come to our last game of the season, and possibly in Prem B as well.  Could the scratch Hustlers side at least finish on a high with a win (and a rare double)?

    A mixed start saw a rare Lewis appearance, as he got our first 9 in narrowly missing a 40, but cancelling out Pete’s BYM, while Andy helped himself to our opening 40 as first leg eked out a lead of a single pin.  While second leg achieved our lowest leg total of the season and Stu his lowest, they did manage to drag the elite down with them as they dropped 6 pins, to leave us trailing by 5 at the halfway point, helped by a beaver from the Cannonballs.

    Having dined in style, third leg set about turning the game around.  With vital 40s from Rich and top-scoring Chris, they stuck solidlly to the task and (despite facing another beaver and the only spare of the match) and ground out a deserved 14-pin lead.  Could we dare dream of that elusive Rob victory?  Only the anchors could determine that.  And they started off well, before a touch of the yips set in and they started to leak pins.  But not enough and they held on to take the game by 9 pins, giving us our third double of the season and the first win as stand-in skipper for Rob.

    Now we wait to see what fate awaits us – relegation looms, but you can never be sure ………..

    7/4/14 v Cannonballs Elite @ Suffolk

    Pete

    7 6 2 7 6 6 34 -6

    Lewis

    5 4 9 8 7 6 39 6
    AS 5 8 8 5 8 6 40

    1

    1st leg total 113 v 112

    TC

    3 5 3 6 7 7 31

    Stu

    4 7 7 1 5 2 26 -11
    Alan 3 6 6 2 6 7 30 5

    2nd leg total 87 v 93

    Mart

    6 2 8 7 5 9 37 -3

    Rich

    7 9 7 5 6 6 40 12
    Chris 7 7 7 7 7 6 41 10

    3rd leg total 118 v 99

    Rob

    8 7 8 5 1 6 35 -6

    Steve

    6 7 6 6 6 7 38 -3
    Gary 7 7 5 4 6 5 34

    4

    4th leg total 107 v 116

    Grand total 425 v 416

    WON by 9

  • Hustlers Maddened by Hatters

    Our final away game of this Prem B season saw Hustlers venture to the wilds of Charlton Kings, hoping to turn Madhatters over and edge a little closer to safety.

    And we got off to another cracking start as all three openers broke the 40-mark, with Clive top scoring once more as they eked out a 4-pin lead.  Second leg were less fortunate, despite pulling early pins, and soon found the gods of fate steering them to a 16-pin loss, with Rich setting bottom score.

    With Wallsy walking off with the raffle, the signs were looking better as third leg started out.  And they soon found themselves pulling pins.  But that was not to last long and they also started leaking pins, closing the leg a further 17 behind.  But the anchors are always up for a challenge and soon set about the chase.  With Gary and Neil both matching Clive’s top score and Steve so narrowly losing to his man, they proved too strong for the ‘Hatters.  But not strongly enough, as it turned out, and we lost by a narrow 22 pins.

    It’s our final home game next week and we look to achieve that rarest of doubles this year – the double over the Cannonballs and a win under Rob’s command.  Tune in to find out what happens next.

    31/3/14 v Madhatters @ Charlton Club

    Rob

    7 6 8 6 7 7 41 -2

    Mart

    6 8 6 9 7 5 41 4
    Clive 8 6 7 6 8 9 44

    2

    1st leg total 126 v 122

    TC

    6 7 5 5 6 6 35 -6

    Rich

    8 6 4 4 4 6 32 -6
    JT 8 4 8 6 3 4 33 -4

    2nd leg total 100 v 116

    Pete

    6 7 4 5 6 8 36 -5

    AS

    8 6 4 4 5 5 32 -3
    Chris 9 7 5 2 7 6 36 -9

    3rd leg total 104 v 121

    Gary

    5 9 9 6 8 7 44 3

    Steve

    3 8 5 5 7 8 36 -1
    Neil 8 9 7 7 6 7 44

    5

    4th leg total 124 v 117

    Grand total 454 v 476

    WON by -22

  • Hustlers let fly at the Suffolk

    With the end of the season now fast approaching, Hustlers returned to the Suffolk, looking to salvage at least some pride and, hopefully, a handful of points.

    And what a way to start.  With Pete and Clive getting our first 9s on the way to a pair of 40s, and Neil just missing out on his (but becoming the first Hustler past the 1000 pin mark for some years), they set an unbeatable leg score to give us an early 19-pin lead.  Second leg proved to be our lowest-scoring, with TC narrowly missing a rare 40, JT making amends for a faltering display with a final 9 and AS beating his man, despite being bottom scorer.  Still, a further 7 pins were eked out against the Flyers’ poorest leg.

    Next up was the Flyers’ best leg.  Alan came in as supersub, sandwiched between joint bottom scorer, Lofty (despite his 9) and another 40 from Chris (with a pair of 9s).  But third leg couldn’t hold out, so conceded the 7 pins we’d just pulled out, but still leaving the anchors with a rare healthy lead.  Gary set about defending the lead with another solid 40, while Steve and Rob stumbled some way behind.  Buit they did more than enough, dropping just the three pins as they wrapped up a rare Hustlers win with a fine total.

    It’s off to the Charlton Club next week, as we look to take points off Madhatters.

    24/3/14 v Brown Jug Flyers @ Suffolk

    Pete

    7 6 8 7 9 6 43 10

    Clive

    8 8 6 9 8 8 47 10
    Neil 6 7 4 8 6 8 39

    -1

    1st leg total 129 v 110

    JT

    4 6 7 2 5 9 33 -1

    TC

    6 7 7 4 8 7 39 4
    AS 7 7 5 4 5 4 32 4

    2nd leg total 104 v 97

    Mart

    2 7 2 9 6 6 32 -2

    Alan

    6 8 5 2 5 8 34 -5
    Chris 9 7 4 9 5 8 42

    3rd leg total 108 v 115

    Gary

    7 7 8 6 6 7 41 4

    Steve

    3 8 4 7 8 3 33 -11
    Rob 6 5 8 8 3 5 35

    4

    4th leg total 109 v 112

    Grand total 450 v 434

    WON by 16

  • Hustlers get steamy at Saras

    Rested after Race Week, Hustlers made their last trip of the season to Saracens, looking for revenge against Steamers and the start of our run to safety.

    First leg got us off to the best possible start, with both Pete and AS equalling their season’s bests.  A spareless 40 (but our first 9) from Pete was followed by spares from AS and Neil, as they set up an early lead of 17 pins.  TC opened second leg with a 9, but all three struggled, with Rich just edging JT out for bottom score as we saw those 17 pins cancelled out.  Still, nothing lost as it was all square after the first half.

    Chris made a great start on third leg with a spareless top score (and so unlucky to lose to his man by 4 pins), with another 40 from Mike and an injured Clive just missing bottom score.  But their efforts were negated by Steamers’ strongest leg, who opened out a 12 pin lead for the anchors to chase down.  But with just Steve breaking the 40 barrier (Gary & Rob so narrowly missing it), their valiant effort ultimately proved not to be enough as we dropped a further 13 pins, to concede the double.

    Back home next week as we look to regain some pride and maybe hope that we can stay up.

    18/3/14 v Steamers @ Saracens

    Pete

    6 8 8 7 9 8 46 7

    AS

    6 5 8 6 11 6 42 3
    Neil 7 8 5 14 8 5 47

    7

    1st leg total 135 v 118

    TC

    9 7 6 6 6 4 38 -5

    Rich

    7 2 5 7 5 8 34 -5
    JT 3 7 5 6 7 7 35 -7

    2nd leg total 107 v 124

    Chris

    7 9 8 9 8 8 49 -4

    Mike

    7 7 7 7 9 5 42 2
    Clive 3 7 6 5 7 7 35 -10

    3rd leg total 126 v 138

    Gary

    5 8 8 5 7 6 39 -2

    Steve

    7 5 8 6 9 7 42 -5
    Rob 8 7 5 7 6 5 38

    -6

    4th leg total 119 v 132

    Grand total 487 v 512

    WON by -25

  • Hustlers’ Stars Dulled

    Back at the Suffolk, back from the Weymouth trip, Clive back in charge and looking to restore some order to the Hustlers’ form – what could possibly go wrong?

    First leg were looking good as Rob scored our first 9 and Pete’s consistency almost netting him a 40, but with AS faltering as he gained possession of Barry the Brasilian beaver with his lowest score of the season.  But it was still enough to establish a narrow lead of four pins.  Second leg were a little more consistent but, despite Clive getting our second 9, dropped six pins, leaving us trailing by a mere two at athe end of the first half.

    With TC and landlord Alan taking the honours in the raffle, hope was still in the air.  Despite Chris finally getting our first 40, third leg underachieved in dropping a further twenty three pins, with Mike grabbing our second beaver in the process.  But the anchors could still pull it back.  And they set about it early, pulling back twelve pins on the first hand and five on the next.  Then Gary pulled a spare out of the hat, easily negated by Neil getting our third beaver (surely an unprecedented achievement, even for the ‘Slurs), but all still tight.  Gary’s top score helped the anchors to a grand total, but just not enough to grab that much-needed win.

    We have another break next week for Gold Cup, before resuming combat at the Saracens against Steamers.

    25/2/14 v Starbrights@ Suffolk

    Rob

    7 6 2 8 9 6 38 3

    Pete

    6 7 7 6 7 6 39 13
    AS 5 6 5 0 7 2 25

    -12

    1st leg total 102 v 98

    JT

    7 5 8 8 3 7 38 -5

    TC

    6 5 6 4 7 6 34 -2
    Clive 7 3 4 8 9 6 36 1

    2nd leg total 108 v 114

    Mike

    8 6 0 6 5 4 29 -11

    Rich

    4 4 6 3 7 6 30 -14
    Chris 8 5 9 6 9 6 41 2

    3rd leg total 100 v 123

    Gary

    6 8 12 8 6 7 47 14

    Steve

    8 8 7 5 4 6 38 -1
    Neil 7 8 0 8 6 8 37

    1

    4th leg total 122 v 108

    Grand total 432 v 443

    WON by -11

  • Hustlers come in for some stick in Hillview

    Looking to break our stand-in skip’s poor record, Hustlers headed for Hatherley, hoping for a rare win.

    JT led the way on first leg, opening with 9 to slot our first 40 of the night and keeping us within 6 pins.  Second leg proved to be the best of the night, despite Rob being the only one to miss his 40.  With 9s all around and Pete top scoring, they turned the game on its head to leave us ahead by 6 at the halfway mark.

    Third leg became the first to not hit a 9 as the game swung yet again towards the Boys.  So the anchors set about reeling the Celerys in to regain the lead.  And we witnessed the tightest-fought leg of the match, with the Celery’s eventually sneaking it by a mere 3 pins, to take the game by 9.

    We’re back at home next week to take on Starbrights after our seaside break (Weymouth is on alert), hoping our skip can return and restore some winning ways.

    25/2/14 v Celery Boys @ Hillview

    TC

    7 4 6 4 8 5 34 -10

    Mike

    7 5 4 4 7 6 33 -4
    JT 9 7 7 5 5 8 41

    8

    1st leg total 108 v 114

    Rob

    6 9 6 7 7 4 39 4

    Pete

    7 6 8 9 8 8 46 7
    AS 6 5 8 5 7 9 40 1

    2nd leg total 125 v 113

    Mart

    4 6 7 6 7 8 38

    Rich

    6 4 7 5 7 6 35 1
    Chris 7 7 4 5 5 6 34 -12

    3rd leg total 107 v 119

    Gary

    7 8 6 4 5 7 37 0

    Steve

    7 4 8 6 8 5 38 -7
    Neil 6 4 7 7 5 7 36

    4

    4th leg total 111 v 114

    Grand total 451 v 460

    WON by -9

  • Oh Boy, Hustlers Struggle Continues.

    After last week’s stumble, it was back at home for the ‘Slurs as we looked to do the double over old friends Tivoli Boys & end their winning streak.

    With Steve opening the night with our first spare, it looked like it would be a good one again.  As he & Lofty chalked up our first 40s, Pete compensated with his season low and we found ourselves 12 pins behind.  second leg saw a little improvement as all 3 hit 9s, helping TC to his first 40 of the season as he top-scored.  And, despite Mike setting a new season low, we managed to actually win the leg and narrow the gap at the midpoint to just 7 pins.

    With the Tivolis sweeping the raffle, we hoped to make up for it on the alley.  But third leg faltered, despite Rich opening with our second spare (making up for his capture of Barry the Brasilian Beaver later in the leg).  Like first leg, they also conceded 12 pins, leaving us to close a 19-pin gap to win – it wasn’t impossible!  And so the anchors started off well, with Gary leading the way as he narrowly missed out on a 40.  Ultimately, the Tivolis proved too strong and pulled out another 9 pins to win by 28.

    Unfamiliar territory awaits next week as we travel to Hillview Community Centre to play the Celery Boys, hoping to get back on track.

    17/2/14 v Tivoli Boys @ Suffolk

    Mart

    8 8 7 6 7 4 40 -5

    Pete

    7 6 2 2 3 7 27 -9
    Steve 10 8 8 4 5 7 42

    2

    1st leg total 109 v 121

    TC

    7 7 7 7 6 9 43 8

    Mike

    2 5 9 4 4 1 25 -5
    JT 9 3 5 5 7 5 34 2

    2nd leg total 102 v 109

    Rob

    8 6 6 1 5 5 31 -9

    Rich

    10 8 6 4 0 5 33 -4
    AS 7 7 5 5 7 6 37

    3rd leg total 101 v 113

    Gary

    6 6 6 8 7 6 39 5

    Chris

    7 6 7 3 6 2 31 -12
    Neil 5 7 4 8 7 5 36

    -2

    4th leg total 106 v 115

    Grand total 418 v 446

    WON by -28

  • Hustlers Jointed by Onesies

    Looking to extend a run the Robins would kill for, Hustlers made the watery trek out to Bishops Cleeve to face old foes Mitre at Noah’s Ark.

    A top start by 1st leg saw Clive get our first spare and 40, while Rob’s consistency got him top score and Andy narrowly missed his 40, giving us an early 4-pin lead.  Mike’s spare and 40 soon followed, with steady support from TC and JT (even more narrowly missing a 40) to take that lead out by a further 11 pins at the midpoint.

    Mike secured the raffle as 3rd leg took the oche.  A faltering display as Stu bottom-scored in the lowest-scoring v highest-scoring contest, which saw the game turned on its head, with Mitre taking it by 26 pins.  And so the anchors were left with an 11-pin gap to chase down.  They set about it well, with Gary getting our third spare and 40, ably supported by another Neil 40 and Chris beating his man by 10 pins.  And, as it came down to the very last ball, ‘Slurs found themselves beaten by a single onesy.

    It’s back at home next week as we face Tivoli Boys and the chance to pick up another double.

    12/2/14 v Mitre @ Kings Head

    AS

    6 4 7 8 7 5 37 -15

    Clive

    8 13 3 4 7 7 42 10
    Rob 9 7 9 5 8 9 47

    9

    1st leg total 126 v 122

    TC

    7 2 5 7 7 5 33 -2

    Mike

    7 6 13 3 5 8 42 10
    JT 5 7 6 6 7 8 39 3

    2nd leg total 114 v 103

    Pete

    5 7 4 6 6 8 36 -5

    Rich

    5 7 5 4 7 5 33 -9
    Stu 6 5 4 4 6 7 32 -12

    3rd leg total 101 v 127

    Gary

    8 8 14 4 5 4 43 3

    Chris

    7 6 4 7 5 8 37 10
    Neil 6 6 7 8 8 6 41

    -3

    4th leg total 121 v 111

    Grand total 462 v 463

    WON by -1